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Truth, Embellishment, Exaggeration, and Tall Tales
Thu May 7
The Battle Dance Bash was a success! Three hot, happy hotskateers celebrate…

The Battle Dance Bash was a success! Three hot, happy hotskateers celebrate…

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Fri Jan 2
3Hotksateers ringing in NYE 2009!

3Hotksateers ringing in NYE 2009!

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Tue Dec 16

Dearest TooHotForVirgins

I hate to break it to you but I think you have all the sexual information that you need from this TooHotForSex Virgin. He’s hot and sexy? He likes sexual play and games? Well, sex play is where it’s at. Penetration? It’s pretty good too but a sexy attitude will keep it interesting in the long haul. My question for you: What’s up with this dude? Saving himself for marraige? Has he been living in a cave? I bet he’s a bit stranger than he’s letting on. Sexy and hot is nice (yeah baby) but strange gets old.

Have fun hanging out on 3rd,

Gem

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Sun Dec 14

Dear Hotskateers…

A recent letter from a 3 Hotskateers patron:

“Dear Hotskateers,

I love your site! Hopefully your savvy skills can offer this lady assistance. I am 23 year old and just as horny as the next gal. My problem - I am dating a 24 year old virgin. Yep, it is true. A bonafide super hot, extremely sexy virgin. He is all about the play and games, but won’t give it up. And no, he isn’t a religious zealot or inexperienced in the department of pleasure. It is simply that he believes in marriage and saving himself for the person he is meant to be with. Don’t get me wrong, marriage is great if it is the right fit. And for me the right fit requires “testing the goods”. I am head-over-heals for the guy, so I am not about to stray. But I am not about to sign up for the long haul without knowing that we fit well together. Hence we are at a stalemate! I want more than he is willing to give and he wants me to commit without knowing him in the carnal respect. Help please!

- Signed Too Hot for Virgins”

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Tue Dec 9

3 Hotskateers Glittery-Glam NYE Gala!

Want to attend the most festive NYE party around?  Look no further than the 3 Hotskateers!  We will be bringing you a super swank soirree, please bust out your formal attire and get ready to party like it’s 1999!  Plus 9!

Evite soon.

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Mon Dec 8
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Launch of the new site- w00t!

Ok, lovers of fun, merriment, and naughtiness- get excited for the 3hotskateers blog fest of fabulousness!

Coming soon… Dear Hotskateer!
Ask any one (or all 3!) of the Hotskateers to answer whatever is on your mind.  Advice about the ladies?  Got a sex question?  Wondering about the meaning of life?  We will give you the straight dope. 

Backstories:
Want to know a little bit about Scarlet, Jem, and le Panda?  Where were they born?  How did their lives bring them to the present?  How on earth did they get so fabulous?  These questions and more will be answered soon!

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Fri Dec 5

Launching Frivolity, Foreplay, & Fun - Friday Night!

How do the 3 Hotskateers spend their Friday nights? Why partaking in frivolous debauchery of course! Even though Jem is off in the deep naughty realms of Portland, Scarlet and I have taken it upon ourselves to bring good clean (and dirty) fun to the citizens of the Northwest. Check back for details of our endeavours. ;)

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Thu Dec 4

FEMBOT spanks the naughty dominatrix

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GOOD MORNIN’!

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